January 2011
12 posts
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TRUTHFUL TUESDAY: THE LION AND THE BURGER KING
Early this morning, a big, hungry lion entered his local Burger King, tummy growling. He approached the counter and said “Pardon me, my good man, but I would simply ADORE one of your sausage biscuits and some of those lovely hash rounds.”
The young man behind the counter responded “HOLY SHIT, IT’S A FUCKING LION!!” The patrons and crew ran screaming in a panic! Most of the customers fled, but the...
Turns out my limit is 15.
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HONEST HUMPDAY
I forgot about Truthful Tuesday.
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I’m at Work (Tallahassee, FL) and just earned the WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING badge. For the 900th fucking time. From that asshole Jack.
truthful tuesday
Sometimes… I wear aftershave. Even when I dont SHAVE. This day’s gonna get me in trouble yet.
Whoa
Two new followers in one day? Man, I should probably post something new. Like tomorrow, I mean.
