December 2010
24 posts
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No 5 Minute Blogging today
I know, so many of you have come to relish those last 5 minutes of your workday waiting for me to put out a hasty and tragicly misspelled heap of nothing that my blog has become, but what can I say? Let me think about that for a minute. But while I’m thinking, a thought just occurred to me. If I do this during my last 5 minutes of work, then it’s probably your last 5 minutes as well, meaning, hold...
TRUTHFUL TUESDAY
I dont read any of your blogs. I do however, look at the pictures.
Telephone, connect to website ‘Tumblr.’ Tumblr, take memo re: Good Evening. Please greet my followers appropriately, perhaps good evening?
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NOT AGAIN
But it’s almost 5, and this is what I sometimes occasionally do as the workday ends. FYI, it seems in the instance of 5 minute blogging, practice makes mediocre. I get worse at this every single time I tee it up. And yet, I’ve made a commitment to make this my writing exercise. Much like 5 minutes of physical exertion, it just makes you wish you hadn’t bothered. But I’m bellyaching.
Speaking of,...
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Jringle Belds!
Ah, Christmas Eve eve. Is there anything quite so holy as the day before the day before a holiday? I think so, but only because I’m at work. That’s a sure sign that things are not all they could be.
On tonight’s menu, whatever fast food my children want that doesn’t completely offend me (looking at you, BK) (nothing personal, usually, you’re fine, especially on $3.99...
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
For Hire
randomness01:
I would be the world’s best personal assistant…my required pay would be no less than $300,000 annually.
#1 Quality - Organizational OCD
#2 Quality - Desire to be the best at everything I do
(she’s not kidding)
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Shood eye?
I was briefly considering a morning versh of 5 minute blogging. The nōsh has since past.
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What time is it?
5 minute blog time, whoo! Many have asked, and by many, I mean my imaginary stalker who asks me all the questions I want to answer, the whole 5 minute blogging thing, do you go in with a plan or are you just winging it. I know it must seem extremely well plotted, but in fact, I dont know whats gonna come out until I start pounding away! COULD BE ANYTHING.
Like, um, well shit. Better think of...
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Dare I? I dare: 5 minute blogging!
I’m shattering my record for Tumblr posts in a week today, but don’t get spoiled. I still have a rich life outside of the internet, and a DVR full of things I kinda wanna watch. My wife also just picked up Smallville Season 2, so there’s that. And I still have at least one, maybe two gifts to buy for the upcoming holiday, Christmas I believe? Sounds right, though I’m not sure of the spelling....
“Discount not the work before you, though onerous and outwardly fruitless. In the...”
– Philosopher w/ children
Q: should alcohol should be illegal
(YEAH! My first question!! Alright, calm down, play it cool. This is it, pressures on— come on, snap out if it! This is your chance, man, knock this one out of the park, and everyone will be asking you stuff everyday!! OK, deep breath…)
No?
Also, if someone knows how to “reply” like the other kids, tutor please?
TRUTHFUL TUESDAY
i THINK i’M USING TUMBLER WRONG.
“Reading things is boring, that’s not what Tumblr’s for!!”
– You could not be more wrong, question asker. See, someone is reading us now. Hi!
lastoneinthepool:
Must be SST. i never could...
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“That mac & cheese is good.”
IT is COMING
The follwing is an op-ed to appear in a future issue of “Depressing Tales of Crazy Science”; by reading this far, you’ve committed to paying full price upon publication, so you may as well keep going and get your money’s worth.
There is a scourge, ladies and gentlemen, men and women, boys and girls, A SCOURGE sweeping throughout this mighty land, infesting every nook,...
KB + BB
