The governor of Texas, who, when asked if the Bible should also be taught in...– Christopher Hitchens (via thebaffled)
(do not steal this awesome movie idea).
Nobody steal this, alright? OK, so there’s this unhappy office; discontentment grows, until an overly-stressed employee shoots him/herself in the men’s room. Media coverage explodes. A fellow employee (our hero) quickly writes a book, then a screenplay, directs a movie (each of depreciating moral value) as well as other merchandising escapades. In the end, something bad happens to our hero. I...
HE’S ON FIRE!: The greatest NBA JAM game ever...
First, allow me to confess that my memory of starting this essay is a little fuzzy, so naturally, any autobiographical account I endeavor is likely to be flawed. But the beauty is in the telling, and I will tell it as beautifully as I recall….. Winter/Spring, 1994. A typical North Florida afternoon (which is warm, regardless). Me and Jamie “Bearclaw” Steffensen, a shooting guard with lethal...
Happy X-giving and Merry X-mas, House X-ublicans!
THE RETURN OF SOMETHING NO ONE WANTED!
No, not the McRib, but good guess! It’s the return of 5-minute blogging!! I know you’re not excited, but I am! Not sure why though! I mean. Since my disturbingly bad showing at the whole Month Long Novel Writing Event That Shall Not Be Named, or as I like to call it, MoLoNoWriEve, I’ve been most derelict in my writing duties. Even my tweeting has suffered. But not by Much. I’m awesome at that. In...
“SWEET TWEETS” Feat. Kevin’s (and guest[s’])...
Got to thinking recently; I don’t got a damned thing to say. So like my hero TV would, I went “back to the well”, i.e., shit that’s already done. As I rarely ever write, that left me just one option: my rich tweet life. Please note this is not simply a list of my best tweets (that’d be too long) or a “best of the best” list (that would be too hard). (Also, it’s a little like pandering, isn’t...
One of these days, Alice, one of these days, I’m gonna punch your ass slap-out!
Greatest ever Tumblr blog post ever, coming soon!*
Kevin, I mean I, hate of you all!
Hi everybody, I am Kevin, and you are all of jackasses! Yes, that is right, most notably you who are read this now! Some of you may have read in yesterday that I, I mean, my blog achieved a consciousness of it is own, but it was all of a lie so that Kevin, I mean me, could tell you what how he really feels about you. He hates you with some measure! But what can you have expect from an hole of ass...
Words, wurds, werds
Hola, devotees! Blog posts, I know, are few and far between this month, what with my intent at failing to reach the 50,000 word benchmark set forth by NaNoWriMo, which I believe is code for some kind of self imposed torture. I never feel less like writing than when I feel like I have to. This for instance, is joyful! That is until I remember why I’m doing it, at which point it becomes agony....
My sticker loving children helped themselves to my new TURN OFF FOX bumper sticker. It’s on their bedroom door. So at least they’re safe.